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With getting back from holiday and the long bank holiday weekend I am sat here having a nice glass of Marlborough Sauv Blanc whilst my students have changed into dogi and giving me a text message to ask if training is on.

Oops!!!!! Forgot it was Thursday and not Friday.

What penance for me?

Easily done

shep

wadoka wrote: Whilst at Sunderland University I had 3 pints in about 45 minutes and I was done for.

Reminds me of an old seafaring 'morning after' rhyme that advanced a little judicious moderation by droning:

"When boys have money they think they're men but when they're drunk they're boys again."

Which translates as; "It is not possible to vomit and fight at the same time."


oneya

Lucky for some! Unfortanetly I'm having tk work the whole bank holidayand don't finish until Sunday! I then get 4 nice days off and then go back to work on Friday and finish monday! but as it's my birthday on the 25th Im gun a get a bit tipsy as there's no training to attend to! Enjoy your nice long weekend all have Fun!

oneya wrote:

wadoka wrote: Whilst at Sunderland University I had 3 pints in about 45 minutes and I was done for.

Reminds me of an old seafaring 'morning after' rhyme that advanced a little judicious moderation by droning:

"When boys have money they think they're men but when they're drunk they're boys again."

Which translates as; "It is not possible to vomit and fight at the same time."

oneya

Theakstons Old Peculier, it does exactly what it says on the tin.

Don't worry dangers, I will be on 24*7 cover on all the network and servers at work, whilst I am BBQing.

wadoka wrote:
Theakstons Old Peculier, it does exactly what it says on the tin.

D'ya mean it puts a man on his knees...?

oneya

It might be strong but not that strong. There is another real ale called Old Roger.

The local Ringwood brewery make something called Old Thumper. Maybe more apt for this forum.

wadoka wrote:
It might be strong but not that strong.

Oh well, for the advance publicity you enthusiasts gave it I felt sure there would be at least one seiza in every bottle..?

and it is crossing my fertile mind but while the Thumper might well be appropriate -- I might just hafta draw a line through the ol' Rogering for this post..

oneya

Ah you meant seiza, my mucky mind worked overtime on the 'perculier' and being on the knees to mean something totally different and inappropriate for this forum!

Anyway, the long weekend is here, wife is away at her parents so I will be uploading holiday photos, updating web sites and having a meal and drink for one.

All alone - is perfect for kata too....!!

oneya